FADE IN:

INT. INGRAM KITCHEN - EARLY EVENING

The room is dark.  There is a soft glow from the nearby family room where the parents, PA and MUM, sit, softly discussing a 1958 movie involving dizziness and James Stewart.  In the near darkness sit our main protagonists, their faces illuminated by the screen light of her Macbook Pro. Her face beautiful and inviting...a grin that melts the heart and mercury...GRACE, her fiancee ANTHONY sits by looking at her endearingly as they make an attempt at this first blog post together. 

ANTHONY

Is this fine?

GRACE

Yes.

ANTHONY

You sure?

GRACE

Ye--mhm...

ANTHONY

Not just saying that...?

GRACE

It's fine.

The two look at each other with sincere affection only to be taken out of it by the squeal of a fat, white pig...a rare feline breed...a sassy fluff ball. Others call her KLAUS, they call her "fluff ball". PA comforts her as usual, adjusting himself in his own chair and rubbing her head adoringly as if she were bread needing to be kneaded 43 times a day. 

GRACE

Mom, what should we talk about?

PA

How about your interests?

GRACE

Mom, how your voice has changed.

PA chuckles.

PA

I thought it was just a general question

GRACE

I clearly started the question with "Mom"

MUM

He just has selective hearing, don't mind him

PA

What?

GRACE, ANTHONY, PA, and MUM share an amused laugh that lasts all of two milliseconds. 

MUM

Tell them about the Camry, your old, dying car with a cracked windshield

(Note:  if anyone would like to donate to our car fund, we'd gladly appreciate it and probably give you a credit in our upcoming film "JINX" - shameless plug here - )

ANTHONY

We should do our counseling book

GRACE

Huh?

ANTHONY

Right here (pats cover of book)

ANTHONY stares lovingly into GRACE'S face, as he does every day.

GRACE

So...

ANTHONY

Unit 1, we can work on Unit 1.

GRACE gives ANTHONY the look of "All Work and No Play" makes me go nutty. So he taps the book once more and they decide to take a crack at it. 

GRACE

Hey, maybe we should get an iPad

ANTHONY

That's a dumb idea...it's just a giant iTouch

GRACE

But they spent so many years coming up with the idea...didn't they?

BLACKOUT

Years?  Or just a few hours...?  You decide.